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FINGERS CROSSED
THE MISSION
Hello Friend.
As you know, fingers have been around for as long as we have hands.
While most fingers rely on their neighbours for utility, the middle-finger has a true purpose – all by itself.
As a symbol of true expression, it stands in the middle, and it is standing tall.
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Let it be known, that:
$FINGER is a movement. It is satire. An answer to the absurdity of the world. It is art. Raw and unfiltered.
$FINGER does not promote violence or hate, or any form of abusive or dehumanizing behaviour.
$FINGER is a clear NO to oppression in all forms, to the scams and the scammers, to the bullshit of endless fakery.
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“$FINGER is a focal point of positive change made manifest through the power of objection.” – Philantrofinger
Understand this: $FINGER doesn't take sides. It is not partisan.
Picture it instead, as a gleaming golden middle-finger shining in glory against the backdrop of a divided world. Feel the beauty of the vision.
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“If we keep fighting the wrong enemies, we’re all f%%%%d.” – Nilfisk MacKanzey
Nilfisk is right. We must unite against the bullshit. It's inevitable. Like gravity.
Enter the $FINGER.
Don’t bring your hate. Don’t bring your bullshit.
Instead, bring your fingers, your memes and the courage to change the course of history. One finger at a time.
Yours most eagerly,
– Hand of the King
FINGERNOMICS
Total Fixed Supply
987.654.321 $FINGER
Allocations
(tap for details)
Team
5%
Team / Allocation
Allocated Amount
49,382,716 $FINGER
5% of Total Supply
Vesting Schedule
33% Initial Unlock
1 month drip vesting
Distribution
Shared among core team
Marketing
5%
Marketing & Treasury / Allocation
Allocated Amount
49,382,716 $FINGER
5% of Total Supply
Distribution
Marketing & Treasury
Community & Airdrops
Wallet
Will be filled after minting
Almighty AI
5%
ALMIGHTY AI / Allocation
Allocated Amount
49,382,716 $FINGER
5% of Total Supply
Distribution
To be revealed
Wallet
Will be filled after minting
Public Presale
35%
PUBLIC PRESALE / Allocations
Allocated Amount
345,679,012 $FINGER
35% of Total Supply
Distribution
25% Short Fingers
75% Long Fingers
Vesting
33% Initial Unlock
1 month drip
25% Initial Unlock
1 month drip
Liquidity
50%
$FINGER – Public Liquidity
Allocated Amount
493,827,161 $FINGER
50% of Total Supply
Pool
Meteora DLMM
Fee Distribution
50% Treasury
50% Diamond-Handers
Loyal presale holders
Fingernomics may change prior to presale.
FINGERPOWER
Lead & Foundation
Admiral Pinky
Retrofingers
Torpedos & Coms
Melmac Buster
Nail Polisher
void1nd3x
Barehander
Dr. Klaustrian
Mapping & Navigation
Ambassador
I Am Not A Lizard
Pirate Of Choice
KittyCowabunga
Cultural Advisor
Vagabond Caravan
Principal Shaper
Crypto Kench
Rum & Momentum
Ponytrainer
Wordwiz
Sawdust & Blowtorch
HashyMindset
Chief Mediator
George4Coin
Fire Extinguisher
Chuck Langstrumpf
Anchors & Chains
Chief Advisor
Cynthia
Bridge Builder
Balln Coach
Marksman
Dattovich
Woodworks
PVPE
LEGAL DISCLAIMER
$FINGER is a digital token with no inherent value and zero promise of financial gain. It exists purely for entertainment and holds no practical use.
Trading crypto tokens, especially coins like $FINGER, involves significant risk and can lead to serious financial loss due to extreme volatility. Always do your own research and proceed with caution.
By trading or purchasing $FINGER, you acknowledge that you have read and understand this disclaimer.
$FINGER is a community-lead project and not liable for the actions of its followers or token holders.
PREFINGERED
PUBLIC PRESALE
35% OF SUPPLY
345.679.012 $FINGER
To commence in March 2025.
Offered to selected individuals per application.
Engagement & trustworthiness will be considered.
More information to be revealed.
Follow on X. Join on Telegram.
SHERLOCK FINGERS
Prepare for the FINGERCHASE – the signature online scavenger hunt.
Hidden across the internet are 12 elusive seed phrase words, each accompanied by cryptic clues leading you to the next.
Solve them all, and you'll unlock the scavenger wallet, holding 1% of $FINGER's total supply, vested with a 50% instant unlock, following a one month drip.
CONTINUE
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Don't expect an easy win. This hunt is meticulously designed to be excruciatingly difficult, testing every ounce of skill, patience, and wit you’ve got.
Only the most relentless fingers stand a chance of cracking the code.
And only one can be the first.
FINGER AWARDS
Presented on occasion for outstanding heroism in the public domain, the YUCKFOU AWARD is proudly bestowed upon individuals who demonstrate true courage in the face of injustice.
The community will vote for their hero of choice, with their honor broadcasted widely across social media.
FINGER PERSPECTIVE
Introduction
$FINGER is a cultural movement rooted in crypto.
Finger Almighty
FINGER ALMIGHTY is a completely AI-driven digital deity. Worshippers please the AI in order to receive rewards, NFT mints and special allocations in autonomous future launches. The deity monitors its devotees on X and reacts accordingly. AI agents are next level, but this is a different ballpark.
Finger Invaders
A full-scale browser-based game. It comes as an arcade-style experience based on a funky storyline. Playing the game will push your highscores to the leaderboard. Top players receive rewards, such as airdrops and other benefits, like presale whitelist spots.
The Fingerchase
The Hunt is an excruciatingly difficult scavenger hunt for the 12 segments of a wallet seed phrase hidden across the internet in the most annoying ways, that ultimately unlocks 1% of the total $FINGER supply. The winner takes it all. Seriously.
Finger Awards
Once a month $FINGER will award an individual in the public domain with the highest gracious award possible: The Golden Middle-Finger. The award will be attributed to whistleblowers or other awareness-raising individuals who take risks for the greater good of humanity in the face of evil.
FINGER:INVADERS
INVASION OF TAVOS
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LEADERBOARD
1
🖕🖕🖕 34984
2
🖕🖕 23512
3
🖕 14532
4
8328
5
8321
6
5410
7
5230
8
5120
9
4790
10
4659
11
4160
12
3970
13
3880
14
3700
15
3110
YUCK FOU
SOUND ON
"No power on earth can stop an idea
whose time has come."
– Victor Hugo
2025
Empire has festered into the deepest recesses of society.
Banking cartels, pharma demons, the military-industrial complex.
The sickos are on the prowl.
ON THE OTHER SIDE
US
They want us to believe that we're a minority ...
They couldn't be more wrong ...
Let us lift our fingers together
And say NO!
NO to OPPRESSION
NO to DEBT-SLAVERY
NO to CENSORSHIP
NO to EATING ZE BUGS
NO to the ARISTOCRACY
BUT A CLEAR AND RESOUNDING
YES !!!
TO THE $FINGER
“QUITE SIMPLY THE STRONGEST MEME KNOWN TO MAN”
     – Donald Thumb
“THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS!”
     – Boris Jelzin
“THE MOST MEMEABLE FINGER IN HISTORY!”
     – SolanaBrat69
“THE ONLY QUESTION IS: WHY HASN’T IT BEEN DONE BEFORE???”
     – Zak MacCracken
LET THE FINGER
BE YOUR PILOT
Think about it ...
Everybody has one.
Usually two.
Everyone gets it!
Including your granny.
Multiple use cases ...
SHOW IT TO THE SKY!
SHOW IT TO YOUR FRIENDS!
HITCH A RIDE WITH IT!
TAKE IT TO THE ZOO!
YOUR SISTER DOES IT!
YOUR MOM DOES IT!
KIDS DO IT ...
CYBORGS DO IT!
DO IT OUT OF YOUR CAR WINDOW!
AFTER A MUFFDIVE
YOU CAN EVEN KEEP DOING IT AFTER YOU'RE GONE
TAKE IT AT FACE VALUE ...
IS
THE FINGER THEY DESERVE!
Launching on SOLANA / March 2025
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